Meet Tintin. 120 lbs of chocolate, zero chill, sunglasses non-negotiable.

Our chocolate Lab has spent his whole life squeezed into gear built for dogs half his size  harnesses that pinch, ramps that creak, stairs that were clearly designed by someone who has never met a large breed. He's basically been cosplaying as a medium dog his entire life, and frankly, he's over it.

So we did what any reasonable pawrents would do: quit our jobs  just kidding, we did not do that, we just got very, very into harness engineering  and built the gear that should've existed all along. Stuff made for big dogs, on purpose. Starting with the harness he actually needed.